Sometimes when someone insults you at the poker table, you shoot back with the perfect, witty, incisive retort. Then there's most of the time, when you say shit like this:
5) Oh yeah? Well, your mom draws dead.
4) I may be stupid, but you're winning.
3) Well, you know, if even a retard wouldn't make that call, then I guess that makes me a super-retard.
2) Maybe I don't have brains but it takes more than brains for .... uh .... fuck you.
1) Speaking of bad calls, God made a bad call when he made your face. Like you said I made a bad call and your face, that's also a bad call. By God. The making your face the way he did. Which is worse than my call. Because you're ugly, and it's God's fault.
